Tiago: Pai.<\/p>\n

Eu: Sim?<\/p>\n

Tiago: Pai… nem tudo na vida s\u00e3o lasers.<\/p>\n

O que \u00e9 que se responde a isto?<\/p>\n

Responde-se com um high five, claro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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