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País sem tomates
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Do Público de 24 de Junho:
“em matéria de estabelecimentos de restauração e hotelaria, o PS passou de uma proibição total de fumo nos espaços mais pequenos para a livre opção por parte dos proprietários.”
Não tiveram coragem.Â É a segunda vez que uma lei que proíbe o fumo em cafés e restaurantes pequenos (a maioria que eu frequento), é alterada para acabar em absolutamente nada.
Nada muda, porque os donos de cafés e restaurantes estão-se bem cagando e duvido que sequer 25% optem por se tornarem locais para não fumadores. Porque senão… já teriam optado.
E mais uma vez, o Governo que me representa justifica o meu boicote eleitoral por via de voto nulo. E representa-me porque eu votei no PS, asneira que não pretendo repetir.
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Novas regras de George Carlin para 2007
Publicado em , por Pedro Couto e Santos
Encontrei isto já não sei bem onde (thank you StumbleUpon) e ainda não parei de rir. Devo dizer que concordo com todas as novas regras de George Carlin para 2007 e que estou especialmente solidário com a que diz respeito a essa palhaçada que são as águas com sabor… e mais… as cervejas com sabor!
Não resisto, portanto, a publicar:
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com
New Rule:
Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule:
Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule:
If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you’re a dope. If you’re a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you’re a grown man, they’re pictures of men.
New Rule:
Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done.
New Rule:
There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored water.
New Rule:
Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule:
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low, and one NutraSweet,” ooh, you’re a huge asshole.
New Rule:
I’m not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule:
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.
New Rule:
Competitive eating isn’t a sport. It’s one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What’s next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They’re already doing that. It’s called “The Howard Stern Show.”
New Rule:
I don’t need a bigger mega M&Ms If I’m extra hungry for M&Ms, I’ll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule:
If you’re going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what’s playing on the other screens. Let’s remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn’t good enough to be a movie.
New Rule:
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
New Rule: and this one is long overdue:
No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can’t even tell if he’s supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don’t want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule:
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to know in months. “27 Months.” “He’s two,” will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.
New Rule:
If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God’s sake don’t pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying” Do you want fries with that?”
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Ora aí está, provavelmente uma das melhores ideias de sempre…
Publicado em , por Pedro Couto e Santos
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Outro teste para perder tempo
Publicado em , por Pedro Couto e Santos
Ao que parece, sou INTP:
Introverted (I) 62.07% Extroverted (E) 37.93%
Intuitive (N) 58.97% Sensing (S) 41.03%
Thinking (T) 63.33% Feeling (F) 36.67%
Perceiving (P) 57.58% Judging (J) 42.42%
INTP – “Architect”. Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population. |
Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)
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Mais um serviço web 3.5.2.0163b
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Registei-me como beta tester. Não perguntem porquê… mas o interface animado é giro. http://www.inpowr.com/ [tags]inpowr[/tags]
Ler o restoPaís sem tomates
Publicado em , por Pedro Couto e Santos
Do Público de 24 de Junho: “em matéria de estabelecimentos de restauração e hotelaria, o PS passou de uma proibição total de fumo nos espaços mais pequenos para a livre opção por parte dos proprietários.” Não tiveram coragem.Â É a segunda vez que uma lei que proíbe o fumo em cafés e restaurantes pequenos (a […]
Ler o restoNovas regras de George Carlin para 2007
Publicado em , por Pedro Couto e Santos
Encontrei isto já não sei bem onde (thank you StumbleUpon) e ainda não parei de rir. Devo dizer que concordo com todas as novas regras de George Carlin para 2007 e que estou especialmente solidário com a que diz respeito a essa palhaçada que são as águas com sabor… e mais… as cervejas com sabor! […]
Ler o restoOra aí está, provavelmente uma das melhores ideias de sempre…
Publicado em , por Pedro Couto e Santos
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Ler o restoOutro teste para perder tempo
Publicado em , por Pedro Couto e Santos
Ao que parece, sou INTP: Introverted (I) 62.07% Extroverted (E) 37.93% Intuitive (N) 58.97% Sensing (S) 41.03% Thinking (T) 63.33% Feeling (F) 36.67% Perceiving (P) 57.58% Judging (J) 42.42% INTP – “Architect”. Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population. […]
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